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OnePiece of Work
I have an amazingly supportive, awesome aunt named Carolynne who happens to also be a big fan of this blog. In and of itself, the fact that she reads the blog at all is really flattering. But even cooler is the fact that she when she saw a crime against fashion and common sense, she ...

I Ain’t Lion

I Ain't Lion
I am not a big fan of jumpers. That goes without saying. But let's take my distaste for jumpers out of the equation. Let's say I'm undercover on a boat full of crime lords, and one of the henchmen has wired the boat to blow. In the ensuing explosion I'm flung from the boat and ...

Chad, The Performing Arts Major 1

Stella McCartney is high-end to the point where I don't know much about her designs. So, here is what I do know: 1. She designed clothes for BabyGap and GapKids, including a series of dresses so cute, they make me wish I were 11 years old. And I don't think I'm alone, given that all ...

Keep It in the Bottle. Please.

Three wishes? Okay! 1. I wish this jumpsuit didn't make the model's breasts look so unhappy. 2. I wish this jumpsuit gave her an actual waist. 3. I wish they hadn't used the curtain ties as a belt. Dammit! I should have looked at the back before making all those wishes. If I had, I ...

Might As Well Jump

Sometimes I wonder if my aversion to the jumper is because I know there's not a chance in hell I can pull it off. I'm 5'1", and I have a 30" inseam. Subtract a foot for my head and neck, and that leaves 19" for torso. That's not a lot of torso to fill a ...

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