Posts Tagged ‘Mom Jeans’

Oh, ModCloth. I love you. You know I love you. But I have to do this. You guys, these are some Class-A Mom Jeans. Not only are they Mom Jeans, the model's legs look remarkably disproportionate in them. This can be at least partly blamed on the fact that the jeans don't fit well through the calves, ...

Amy sent this one in, with the elegantly understated: Ravishing? I think not. No, I didn't accidentally stretch this photo. This is how it looks on the Urban Outfitters website. This is the best way they can market these jeans to people. This photo. Or this one. Actually, this shot does give you a great sense of the ...

Occasionally, I'll see a woman on the street (or a character on TV) wearing really unflattering jeans. Not the kind that are intentionally unflattering, but the kind that our society has come to dub as "Mom Jeans." And when I see those jeans, I wonder where you buy them. Not because I'm desperate to acquire ...

LOL. Do I even need to contribute more? I don't think so. These shorts require no explanation. No jokes need to be made. They are the joke. They're so high rise that I'm not sure this isn't actually a tube jumper. These will rest an inch and a half below your armpits. They're shiny. They're pleated. They ...

I sometimes wonder if ModCloth stocks really ugly clothing in order to contrast with their otherwise great selection of clothes. Stand as sassily as you'd like, Model. It doesn't change the fact that you're wearing sack pants. Ah yes, sack pants. Pant so ill-fitting, they're intentionally gathered at the waist because of the excess of fabric. Pants ...