Stars and Shorts Forever 2

Stars and Shorts Forever
TopShop may be a UK import, but their designers have a firm grasp on the American aesthetic. We love NASCAR and baseball. We watch the idle rich on TV but pride ourselves on frugality. We like red meat on our table and the American flag on our clothes. These are TopShop's American Flag Print Hotpants. ...

Urban Planning 2

Urban Planning
Oh, ModCloth. I love you. You know I love you. But I have to do this. You guys, these are some Class-A Mom Jeans. Not only are they Mom Jeans, the model's legs look remarkably disproportionate in them. This can be at least partly blamed on the fact that the jeans don't fit well through ...

High Rise 2

High Rise
Amy sent this one in, with the elegantly understated: Ravishing? I think not. No, I didn't accidentally stretch this photo. This is how it looks on the Urban Outfitters website. This is the best way they can market these jeans to people. This photo. Or this one. Actually, this shot does give you a great ...

My Search Is Over 1

Occasionally, I'll see a woman on the street (or a character on TV) wearing really unflattering jeans. Not the kind that are intentionally unflattering, but the kind that our society has come to dub as "Mom Jeans." And when I see those jeans, I wonder where you buy them. Not because I'm desperate to acquire ...

Taffetastrophy

LOL. Do I even need to contribute more? I don't think so. These shorts require no explanation. No jokes need to be made. They are the joke. They're so high rise that I'm not sure this isn't actually a tube jumper. These will rest an inch and a half below your armpits. They're shiny. They're ...

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