Posts Tagged ‘Patterns’

Do you ever feel like your dress just isn't multi-tasking? Like it's just a dress, but you want it to be so much more?Forever 21 presents to you a dress that can double as a fun icebreaker. Ask your friends what they see in the image on your dress, then proceed to psychoanalyze. Yes, that's ...

Wow. There is so much happening on this dress, "busy" seems downright leisurely by comparison. Yeah. There's a lot happening here, right? Normally, at this point, I'd look at the dress, go "Oh man, what the hell?" and then check to see if there's a picture of the dress on a model, because sometimes that helps ...

I'd like to think the name of this dress, "Weekend in the City Dress," comes from the fact that this is what clothing designers think a country girl would wear for her big trip into the city. I can just imagine the narrative: Mama made her the dress special for the church social, but when Mama ...

I went to Santa Fe last Christmas for the first time and loved it. It's all kinds of amazing and OH MY GOD THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS. Whenever I eat salsa now, I cry a little because it's not Tomasita's salsa. After getting back from the trip, I was depressed for a month because I ...

Looking at these skirts and tops, I can't help but feel like Ethan Suplee's character from Mallrats. I just keep staring at them, but I can't see the damn sailboat. I'm pretty sure that first skirt was used in the poster for The Mothman Prophecies. Man, the ways in which these patterns would be unflattering ... I ...