Posts Tagged ‘Public Service Announcement’

Happy Memorial Day, everyone! Remember: it's now safe to wear white, but it's never okay to wear Ed Hardy. License plate has been changed to protect identity of driver. Yes, I do have giant biceps in comparison to my tiny, ineffectual fists.

As I first reported in Public Service Announcement #4, the Ed Hardy line includes perfumes and colognes. Given that they've been in the eau du douche market for some time now, it's not shocking that the line has been expanded to include scented lotion. Nor is it shocking that the scented lotion has glitter in ...

It's midnight. You're at the hottest club in town. You're wearing head to toe Ed Hardy (natch) and the girls have been checking you out all night. You look good. You know it, they know it, and there's not a chance you're going home with a grenade tonight. The DJ puts on that Enrique Iglesias song, ...

Mirror, Mirror on the wall Who is the douchiest one of all? Famed is thy douchery, Pauly D. But hold, a bigger douche I see. A midlife crisis approaching and child support payments due. Indeed, he is far douchier than you. Say what? Mirror, show his punk ass to me, so that his giant douchery I might see. (John ...

You love your bros, but you hate the water rings their Red Bulls leave on your coffee table. The problem is, nothing ruins your carefully curated rep quite like having to say, "Bro, please use a coaster." ... until now. Never spend another Sunday morning desperately scrubbing the water stains out of your totally sweet Ikea Vejmön ...