Posts Tagged ‘Punk Rock’

I'm having a major existential crisis. So, I was clicking through some old posts to update the tags, and I saw my old Abbey Dawn posts (the Kohl's juniors line from Avril Lavigne). I thought to myself, "Oh, I haven't mocked Avril in a while, I'll check out Kohl's." There wasn't anything particularly thrilling in the clothing ...

Hey, remember how, up until a few years ago, people used to laugh about how awful their clothes were in the 80s? Man, those were some good times. I miss those days. Back then, Guess never would have described these jeans with the following: "Revive the vinyl, teased hair and ripped tees ubiquitous to '80s style ...

Clearly, I don't get the kids of today. If I did, maybe I would understand why you would wear Avril Lavigne's giant face on a t-shirt. Or, if I understood kids today, the KISS-style star over her eye would make sense. "Dare to be different. You'll steal the spotlight wearing this juniors' Abbey Dawn boyfriend tee," says ...

It's been a long time since I was a tween. A long time. So maybe I've forgotten something, with the haze of the many, many intervening years. I am, however, pretty sure that the upper arms of preteens are not more impervious to cold than their forearms. I'm not going to criticize the shirts, because ultimately I ...

It's tough going back to school. You have to start waking up before noon, the required reading isn't a Teen Beat article on the Jonas brothers, and you have to find the perfect outfit to express that you are an individual, unlike all those preppy sheep. The dark nail polish and bangs in your face ...