Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3 1

Bearly Legal Barenstain Bears, vol. 3
From Paleolithic cave drawings to Egyptian statuary, from Peruvian pottery to Roman frescoes, images of fertility and copulation have a long and storied history in mankind's artistic development. - Dr. Jacques Humperdink, A Clinical Analysis of Pornographic Imagery In keeping with this long and storied tradition, here's a ring with two bears going at it. ...

Disco Down 4

Disco Down
Another reader contribution from over a month ago, because my turnaround time sucks. So it is with much delay that I post this find from Nicole. As she said, Some guy-clothing love, or ... not love. More like ridicule. Who wears these?! In a parade, sure, but ... seriously, guys. I am thrilled to say ...

Sad Panda 7

Sad Panda
Over the past year, I have devoted more time and energy to Hot Topic than I have in my entire life. Clearly, reader Melissa Nemirovsky felt I hadn't devoted enough brain cells to this former temple-of-darkness-turned-shrine-of-Bieber, because she was considerate enough to post this jumper on the fanpage. Yes, jumper. And when I say "jumper," ...

It Shant Be 5

It Shant Be
These were sent to me by Jes Christenberry, by way of her boyfriend. Said Jes, "I don't know how he found them, all I know is that they are pretty terrible." She included this exchange: Boyfriend: bb do you need pants? Cause I found a pair for you! Me: What is this I don't even. ...

Crafty Like a Tank 2

Crafty Like a Tank
This was sent to me by my friend Sarah, a faithful reader and absurdly talented writer. Her skill is evident in the brief but incisive commentary she included in her email. WTF? This is the ModCloth Happily Ever Crafter Tank. It's a delightful mélange of floral patterns and a napkin folded into a fan. Sure, ...

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