Posts Tagged ‘Sad Boobs’

I really love the pattern on this top. My problem is with how it combines with the cut of the top. How do I put this delicately?Oh, screw being delicate. The cut of this top makes it look like the model has the chest of a 90 year old woman who hasn't worn a bra since ...

I'm not really big on the bandeau trend, but I've been seeing it around. They don't seem particularly comfortable, although they're normally paired with a shirt that has giant arm holes - the better for a cross-body current, I guess. Which is good, because air currents would account for why this massive seagull is soaring across ...

I do not own any American Eagle dresses. This is striking because I have been shopping there since the first store opened in LA eight years ago. However, I have not once bought a dress from them, as their dresses often suffer from a terrible case of Too-Small-For-My-Rack-itis. That's not even close to the top ...

I avoid one-shoulder dresses because it's hard to properly arrange a bra under them. But it's not like I have a categorical problem with them, it's just a personal preference. These dresses, however, I have a problem with. The tricky part of asymmetry is that it's, well, asymmetrical. It requires balance. Having separate cups makes this even ...