Birthday ShopBop & Louboutins 4

Today is my birthday, and I'm trying to head into my 26th year with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. Yes, the likelihood of my sunshine-and-daisies positive attitude lasting longer than a day is slim - and if one more person forgets to card me, I might cut a bitch ...

Back That Seam Up 6

Back That Seam Up
You know, just the other day I was thinking to myself, "I wish I could combine the comfort of my favorite sausage casing-esque skinny jeans with the breezy sexuality of back seam tights. But also, sluttier." I should have known that Guess would not only anticipate the demand, but that they would meet the challenge ...

Urban Planning 2

Urban Planning
Oh, ModCloth. I love you. You know I love you. But I have to do this. You guys, these are some Class-A Mom Jeans. Not only are they Mom Jeans, the model's legs look remarkably disproportionate in them. This can be at least partly blamed on the fact that the jeans don't fit well through ...

High Rise 2

High Rise
Amy sent this one in, with the elegantly understated: Ravishing? I think not. No, I didn't accidentally stretch this photo. This is how it looks on the Urban Outfitters website. This is the best way they can market these jeans to people. This photo. Or this one. Actually, this shot does give you a great ...

An Addendum On Houndstooth

Hey, remember when a reader found the blog by Googling "Will a houndstooth skirt make me look fat?"I said that it would not, and that the reader should go for it.I just want to point out, for the sake of clarification: skirts. Go for a houndstooth skirt or dress. Do not go for houndstooth skinny ...

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