Won’t You Be My Blocker?

Won't You Be My Blocker?
I have a well-chronicled dream of one day being a badass. As such, I occasionally entertain the idea of joining a roller derby league. It's a fleeting thought - not because the last time I wore anything with wheels I was 12 and it ended in a broken wrist, or because I get enough bruises ...

Long Sweater Short

Long Sweater Short
Melissa K. posted this on the fan page (or, I guess, "like page" now). Sure, it seems perfectly harmless at first. You're probably wondering why I would post what appears to be a very comfortable long sweater. This is why. I've spoken before of mullet clothing - clothes where the back is totally different from ...

Don’t Be Tardy for the Leopardy* 3

I will admit, the bulk of my exposure to the "Real Housewives" empire is through The Soup. I have seen the "prostitution whore" clip at least thirty times. So, I'm not an expert on the Real Housewives, but I at least have an associates degree in the subject. That being said, I'm pretty sure this ...

I Was Just Totally Clueless

Okay, so initially, I was going to make a joke about how, even though it's 2010, you'd think it's 1995 from looking at this cropped sweater, because it looks like something Cher would wear around the house while telling Josh that Ren and Stimpy are like, way existential. Then I started thinking about how I ...

Wocka Wocka!

Forever 21 has been creating tons of new lines lately. I just didn't realize they were inspired by Fozzie Bear. Forever21 Shag Bow Front Sweater - $36

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