Floob Away 1

Floob Away
Since General Theodore von Hertzelwagner invented the wave during the Great Pickle War of 1827, there have been few advancements in the field of body language. We are fortunate enough to live in a time when not one, but two great discoveries in the field of body language have been made within a span of ...

Diane von Jones’s Diary 1

Diane von Jones's Diary
I am only slightly ashamed to admit that I’ve watched Bridget Jones’s Diary. I am, however, much more ashamed to admit that if I’m channel surfing and it’s on TV, I will watch it. I don’t know why – maybe it’s Renee Zelleweger’s endearingly terrible attempt at a British accent, maybe it’s the fact that ...

Wood You Wear This? 6

Wood You Wear This?
This was posted on the fanpage by Jac last week, when I couldn't find anything to post. Said Jac ... It's like 1970s wood panelling for your body. First and foremost, I'd like to take issue with the ModCloth Naming Committee's choice for this swimsuit. They went with "Daiquiris on the Deck One Piece," which ...

By the Neuroses Shore 2

By the Neuroses Shore
When I was eight, my family went to Hawaii on a vacation. Before my self-imposed lockup that lasted the duration of high school and left me pale from lack of sun exposure, I was very dark and tanned easily. As such, I had no patience for applying sunblock, and the task fell to my mother. ...

Test Patterns

Test Patterns
I've seen many test patterns on the TV in my life. Never have I looked at one and thought "You know, that'd make a great swimsuit cover-up." I guess that lack of vision is why I'm a lowly blogger and not a designer. Shoshanna High Tide Print Skirt Cover Up - $85

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