Crafty Like a Tank 2

Crafty Like a Tank
This was sent to me by my friend Sarah, a faithful reader and absurdly talented writer. Her skill is evident in the brief but incisive commentary she included in her email. WTF? This is the ModCloth Happily Ever Crafter Tank. It's a delightful mélange of floral patterns and a napkin folded into a fan. Sure, ...

Top Heavy 10

Top Heavy
As I've mentioned in the past, the Mammary Fairy was generous when she visited me during puberty. Bra shopping has been a constant struggle, a trial-and-error process that has spanned nearly 15 years. Despite the myriad teen magazines available in the 90s, there weren't a ton of comprehensive bra guides amidst the Trauamaramas and "Which ...

The Painting of Dionne Davenport 2

The Painting of Dionne Davenport
There's something heartwarming about the fact that, 15 years later, Clueless is still relevant enough to warrant an officially licensed tank top. But that's not the point of this post. This tank is really just an excuse for me to ask: What kind of insane pact with Satan/Picture of Dorian Gray shit is Stacey Dash ...

The Friday Thing: American Eagle Spring 5

First and foremost, I have some really exciting news. I've been sitting on it for a while, but it's all official so I can announce it now: starting Monday, I'm going to be doing a live webcast twice a day on the new website Gabcast. So, if a post a day isn't enough to get ...

Embarazaboxy

Embarazaboxy
It's rare that you'll find a top which can serve two very different purposes. This top is an excellent example of such a garment. Want to conceal an inopportune pregnancy? Done. People will just think you're wearing an unflattering, awkwardly cut top. Want to look like you're four months along even if your uterus is ...

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