Won’t You Be My Blocker?

Won't You Be My Blocker?
I have a well-chronicled dream of one day being a badass. As such, I occasionally entertain the idea of joining a roller derby league. It's a fleeting thought - not because the last time I wore anything with wheels I was 12 and it ended in a broken wrist, or because I get enough bruises ...

MTV’s 300

MTV's 300
I'm pretty sure the inside of my brain is just a haphazard decoupage of memes and pop culture references. This blog is evidence enough, but just in case you wanted more proof - I saw this t-shirt: And this is what I imagined: Then I spent thirty minutes - and, coincidentally, a rerun of Awkward. ...

Costume Roundup #2 1

Costume Roundup #2
Bit of advice to all of you thinking about going as everyone's favorite Oompa Loompette: For the low, low price of $29.99, this costume comes with a leopard print tube dress and a black shrug. Wig, shoes, bad judgement, fetus with a pickled liver, and self-tanner are sold separately. I don't often criticize something based ...

Hair by Rayanne Graff 6

Hair by Rayanne Graff
"School is a battlefield for your heart. So when Rayanne Graff told me my hair was holding me back, I had to listen. 'Cause she wasn't just talking about my hair. She was talking about my life." - Angela Chase, My So-Called Life Maybe my extended blogging hiatus has made me go soft, but I ...

OnePiece of Work 8

OnePiece of Work
I have an amazingly supportive, awesome aunt named Carolynne who happens to also be a big fan of this blog. In and of itself, the fact that she reads the blog at all is really flattering. But even cooler is the fact that she when she saw a crime against fashion and common sense, she ...

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